January 11, 2016

5 Symptoms You’re Suffering From Esks Withdrawal

Have you ever searched online to self-diagnose an ache or pain … only to read you’ve contracted a rare illness that is in no way related to your region or gender …  so you spiral into anxiety completely disproportionate to the common cold or boo boo you actually have? This article is much like that except nowhere near as dramatic.

Below are five symptoms you may be suffering from Eskimos withdrawal, a common aliment this time of year. If these apply to you, wear a foam finger, mumble “Go Esks Go” under your breath and patiently wait until June – or until finish our time machine. Whichever comes first.

  1. You feel the need to somersault every time something big happens in your day.
  2. The Eskimos Fight Song is stuck in your head (If it wasn’t, now it is! Sorry-not-sorry)
  3. You get changed in the morning and look at the Esks jersey in your closet with a long pause and smile.
  4. You drive by Commonwealth Stadium and wish you could melt snow with your eyes.
  5. You see Esks highlights or vintage games on TSN and drop EVERYTHING to watch.